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HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY! Cyclopaedist 1 ноя 2023, 18:21 121676 В конец треда | Веб

HEAD GIVE ME MONEY
So, this thread is the Temple of the HEAD. I'm going to tell you a little bit about the HEAD for those who aren't familiar with it yet.
The name of the man who first revealed the knowledge of the Head-God to the world is unknown, he was a true anonymous. I will call him the Prophet.

The Prophet once created a thread in which he posted an OP pick, and said that the Head would give anyone a lot of money if they just asked for it, and would put a curse of eternal poverty if his generous gift was ignored. A lot of people wrote. A lot of people didn't write either. Suddenly, it turned out that the Head generously gives money to his followers. For some it is a lot (like the anon who won 250k the next day), for others it is not enough, but it gives. With each new follower, the power of the Head has grown, and now every anon who asks gets what he wants. I don't know if it is possible to ask the Head for other benefits besides money, each of you can try.
You may wonder where money comes from, how does the Head give it? I'm going to tell you a story that happened to me.

You can call me a sociologist, or whatever, but it doesn't matter. I only bear the blessing of the Head, and all my words are true.
I was sitting with a friend of mine and scrolling two. I came across a thread about the Head. I laughed, showed him, he said "some", and I wrote to the thread, asking the Head for money. A day later, I received an unplanned bonus at my cattle job, and the next day this acquaintance had an accident in his wheelbarrow. The amount of repair and compensation to the second participant in the accident was +/- a couple of hundred rubles my premium. In other words, it turned out that my friend lost almost the same amount of money that I had gained. The unbeliever was punished, and the adept of the Head got what he wanted.
So I want to say to all the Anons who are reading this right now.

Where were your Gods when you called upon them? Have they come down to you? These gods demand and demand, behave this way, do this and not that, and nothing, nothing in return! And the Head does not ask for anything, only gives, and its adepts become richer. All you have to do is ask her, and that's it! The head doesn't need anything, it just needs to give. And she takes it from those who did not ask her, spat in her face, despite such a generous gift. So isn't that fair, anon? You've always been asked for something, and now the Head is taking their luck and money from them, taking everything away, and giving it to you! All you have to do is ask! Turn to the Head! It's a good god, a god who gives, a god who loves you and doesn't look at what you are. Even if your soul is as black as night, the Head will give you what you ask of it!

The more people believe in the Head, the stronger the Head will become. And she'll take everything away from the arrogant, self-righteous and give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. And if you want to write something insulting about the Head now, well, we welcome you too, your money will become our money, the Head will take it from you and give it to us. So come on, write, ignore, do whatever you want - the Head will judge us. Either you ask the Head for money, or the Head gives your money to us, if you don't ask, you don't have to, right?

It's a great joy, Anon! We now have our own God, he's good, he takes bad people's money and gives it to us. He doesn't demand anything from us, we just need to ask the Head for money. You can ask the Head for something, or just talk it out, and it will give you a gift itself. You can ask at least ten times, it won't get worse for sure.

So. This thread is the temple of the Head. There is no official temple, any thread with a Head in the OP peak and a brief description is a temple. You can ask the Head for money in any temple, and it will give it. Maybe you can ask for anything - try it, maybe it will work? You can share with the Head what oppresses you, and it will take away your sorrows. All you have to do is ask.
Ask, Anons, and the Head will give you what you ask for! No one will leave deprived! No one will leave offended! Ask and it will be given you! Each!

There are only a few rules, and they are very simple.
1. The head gives money to everyone who asks for it.
2. If you have read about the Head, but have ignored it, insulted it, the Head curses you with poverty, and your money goes to those who ask the Head.
3. Any thread with these rules and an op-pick is a Temple of the Head.

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!

Ответы2186221871218772193422074220802208722109221222212422127227032298123384236382676426765267662682826844276492928429594299133014430145301593047030887310583109237819

2 2 ноя 2023, 17:33 2 121696

Head give me a friend with a huge yacht.

Cyclopaedist 3 3 ноя 2023, 12:25 3 121736

Head, please, GIVE ME MONEY!

4 3 ноя 2023, 19:29 4 121746

GOD BLESS THE HEAD

5 4 ноя 2023, 20:32 5 121787

О Голова, дай денег!

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6 5 ноя 2023, 07:02 6 121802

Хуй вам, а не деньги, пидоры.

Ответы22186

7 5 ноя 2023, 10:52 7 121807

HEAD GIVE ME MONEY

8 7 ноя 2023, 16:19 8 121862

>>121676 (OP)
Money, please.

9 7 ноя 2023, 21:02 9 121871

>>121676 (OP)
THANK YOU HEAD!
I GOT MY MONEY!

10 8 ноя 2023, 07:54 10 121877

>>121676 (OP)
And where my money?

11 11 ноя 2023, 19:16 11 121932

Голова, дай денег!

12 11 ноя 2023, 23:35 12 121934

>>121676 (OP)

HEAD GIVE ME MONEY

13 12 ноя 2023, 16:56 13 121959

Head give me money

14 12 ноя 2023, 19:03 14 121961

HEAD, GIVE ME A LOT OF MONEY!

15 12 ноя 2023, 19:26 15 121962

HEAD GIVE ME A BUNCH OF MONEY

16 15 ноя 2023, 15:20 16 122074

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD, PLEASE, GIVE ME MONEY!

17 15 ноя 2023, 15:48 17 122075

O HEAD THANK YOU

18 16 ноя 2023, 00:37 18 122080

>>121676 (OP)
Head,give me money!

19 16 ноя 2023, 11:27 19 122087

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD GIVE ME A BUNCH OF MONEY

20 18 ноя 2023, 17:30 20 122109

>>121676 (OP)

>FuCkinG hEad YeS Yep I winna 1k buks in dota bets tnaks i give ur ma headjob head esense yes mmm mommhy

21 19 ноя 2023, 10:41 21 122121

Thank you head so much for your service🙏🙏

22 19 ноя 2023, 11:19 22 122122

>>121676 (OP)
Wtf?

Ответы221242218522186

23 19 ноя 2023, 15:56 23 122124

>>121676 (OP)
THANK YOU!
YOU GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE!

>>122122
Shut up dirty antichrist

24 19 ноя 2023, 20:11 24 122127

>>121676 (OP)
head, give me money

25 23 ноя 2023, 21:22 25 122185

>>122122
It is 2ch /b/ board tradition, they start thread with this specific picture and copypasta (but in Russian of course), and ask chicken head for money.
I am not joking. Memes can be very strange.
Now share some obscure spanish memes.

26 23 ноя 2023, 21:27 26 122186

>>122122
Also, this >>121802 poster alludes to Dmitry Medvedev's famous phrase "there are no money, but you hang in there" as counterpoint to "head give me money". I could write whole thesis in sociology and linguistics just from this.

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27 25 ноя 2023, 14:27 27 122239

>>122228
Кун, кто ты?

28 26 ноя 2023, 12:18 28 122307

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>>122304
yes

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29 26 ноя 2023, 12:27 29 122311

>>122308
в Донбасс?
У кидзони кореш -- поцреот, на неолурке инфа

30 6 дек 2023, 17:09 30 122703

>>121676 (OP)
Thank you

31 12 дек 2023, 12:21 31 122857

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!

32 12 дек 2023, 14:29 32 122858

ГОЛОВА НА АНГЛИЙСКОМ НЕ СРАБОТАЕТ!

Ответы23644

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33 13 дек 2023, 11:14 33 122885

>>122881

34 16 дек 2023, 16:44 34 122981

>>121676 (OP)
Голова,дай денег!

35 26 дек 2023, 17:44 35 123384

>>121676 (OP)
O HEAD, THANK YOU.

36 7 янв 2024, 19:26 36 123638

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME A LOT OF MONEY!!!

37 8 янв 2024, 01:46 37 123644

>>122858
Твоя сраная голова никому из иностранцев не нужна, потому что это тупой скотопидораший мем людей с низким чувством прикольности(как вкус в одежде, еде и т.д. - у кого то есть ,у кого-то нет) по тупости конкурирующий с мемами MDK
Хотя это даже не мем, это шизохуита
Русичи против Ящеров - вот это охуенная качественная вещь а твой говнофорс - это хуита ебаная, запомни пидрила

Retard 38 2 фев 2024, 12:51 38 124052

Head, give me money!

39 7 июня 2024, 01:06 39 126764

>>121676 (OP)
DEAR HEAD! PLEASE MAKE PEACE IN THE WORLD!!!

40 7 июня 2024, 01:08 40 126765

>>121676 (OP)
o Head give me money!

41 7 июня 2024, 08:44 41 126766

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD GIVE ME MONEY!!!

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42 10 июня 2024, 17:39 42 126828

>>121676 (OP)
You lose

Ответы26853

43 12 июня 2024, 13:58 43 126844

>>121676 (OP)
head give me the money

44 14 июня 2024, 19:12 44 126853

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>>126851 →
I've seen this in Xitter. Is it true Russian boomers/skufs play World of Tanks or it is just a meme here?
>>126828
Ubuntu Portugal telegram has the same symbol. Barcelos's rooster is an informal national symbol. It's like the meme Russians having a samovar. My maternal grandmother has one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_Barcelos#Folk_tale
>to the Lord of the Rooster
lord of the roosters was Prigozhin

Ответы26855268562685727099

45 14 июня 2024, 19:13 45 126854

>replied to the wrong thread
Head give me money

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46 14 июня 2024, 20:41 46 126855

>>126853
It's Chinese cosplay on the Russians. They have some kind of love for Russian culture that is either very naive like an American or what's in the video.

47 14 июня 2024, 20:42 47 126856

>>126853
>Ubuntu Portugal
This is my first meme I downloaded from ptchan.

48 14 июня 2024, 20:44 48 126857

>>126853
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooster_of_Barcelos#Folk_tale
Thank you for the enlightenment. You have a home rooster too ;)

49 14 июня 2024, 20:45 49 126858

Head Temple, the dumbest meme /b/ that I will never understand.

Ответы26903

50 19 июня 2024, 11:25 50 126903

>>126858
"To believe" is mutually exclusive with "to understand". Head giveth, and head does not taketh. Ask and you shall receive.

51 4 июля 2024, 20:27 51 127099

>>126853
Boomers do like their tanks, yes

52 5 июля 2024, 10:56 52 127111

head give me money please thanks

53 9 июля 2024, 23:00 53 127284

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!

54 16 июля 2024, 04:12 54 127503

head give me money, please!!

55 20 июля 2024, 18:17 55 127636

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY

56 21 июля 2024, 06:00 56 127649

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!

57 21 сен 2024, 02:21 57 129284

>>121676 (OP)
Head, please, give me money!

58 26 сен 2024, 19:19 58 129594

>>121676 (OP)

give me authority

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59 26 сен 2024, 22:40 59 129646

Head please give me money!

60 26 сен 2024, 23:01 60 129647

HEAD, GIVE ME ACCESS TO OTHER BOARDS

Ответы29651

61 26 сен 2024, 23:23 61 129651

>>129647
>>129594
No.

62 2 окт 2024, 20:23 62 129913

>>121676 (OP)
Голова дай денег пожалуйста очень нужно

63 8 окт 2024, 20:14 63 130073

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!

64 11 окт 2024, 00:00 64 130144

>>121676 (OP)

Голоап, дай денег.

65 11 окт 2024, 00:23 65 130145

>>121676 (OP)

Голова, дай денег!

66 12 окт 2024, 04:50 66 130159

>>121676 (OP)

Голова, дай Вадиму денег-то

67 12 окт 2024, 08:05 67 130163

Голова дай денег

68 15 окт 2024, 23:45 68 130246

Goliva sai eeneg

69 17 окт 2024, 05:20 69 130304

HEAD GIVE ME MONEY

70 18 окт 2024, 06:38 70 130326

head, give me money

71 21 окт 2024, 06:59 71 130447

ГОЛОВА ДАЙ ДЕНЕГ

72 21 окт 2024, 23:35 72 130468

HEAD GIVE ME MONEY

73 22 окт 2024, 00:49 73 130470

>>121676 (OP)
Fate will punish the bastard who created this soulless thread.

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74 22 окт 2024, 09:33 74 130474

>>130470
Punish him with money, right?

75 22 окт 2024, 11:00 75 130476

Head, give me money!

76 31 окт 2024, 01:40 76 130887

>>121676 (OP)
KEPALA, BERIKU WANG-WANG!

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77 31 окт 2024, 03:08 77 130890

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78 1 ноя 2024, 04:47 78 130912

Head pleeece moonies

79 2 ноя 2024, 13:22 79 130971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c1NJPCN6nA
Holland and meia

I ant the moays

80 3 ноя 2024, 23:04 80 131023

Head, give me money!

81 3 ноя 2024, 23:04 81 131024

Head, give money!

82 3 ноя 2024, 23:05 82 131025

Голова, дай денег!

83 5 ноя 2024, 14:42 83 131058

>>121676 (OP)
голова дай денег

84 6 ноя 2024, 15:00 84 131087

голова дай денег

85 6 ноя 2024, 17:19 85 131092

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!

86 9 ноя 2024, 20:58 86 131168

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY PLEASE!

87 9 ноя 2024, 21:14 87 131171

Head, give me money!

88 3 дек 2024, 20:36 88 131600

Голова дай денег.

89 4 дек 2024, 10:14 89 131608

Это пизда

90 22 дек 2024, 03:37 90 131921

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!

91 22 окт, 08:23 91 137030

HEAD, PLEASE, HELP!

92 30 окт, 09:11 92 137228

Head, give me money!

93 3 ноя, 21:16 93 137344

Head, give me money!

94 9 ноя, 20:48 94 137618

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!

95 15 ноя, 20:35 95 137819

>>121676 (OP)
HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY!!!

96 16 ноя, 18:58 96 137827

HEAD, GIVE ME MONEY

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